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Saturday, October 26, 2024
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MIKE FLATT


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My kind of town

"You'll never come back," they say. I'm moving to Boulder, Colorado in the fall for grad school. Four people, including two family members, have told me that my return to upstate New York is unlikely.The sun shines 300 days a year in Boulder.


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Eating wrong

It seems like the simplest concept; eat right, feel right. And yet, here I am today, feeling wrong, having eaten wrong.


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Yes? No? Maybe

Yeah Yeah Yeahs have slowly moved away from their jaunty New York punk roots into the foggier realm of even-Steven indie.


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Am-burglar strikes away from Heights

Sean, a longtime burglar in the University Heights area, recently realized that thievery by South Campus is not a worthwhile venture.After years of breaking into homes that owners don't even bother to lock up, presumably for their lack of valuable possessions, Sean, who has asked that his name be changed for anonymity (though it has not been), has taken to riding the bus 15 minutes to Amherst, where the windows are aglow with desirable goods."I don't know what I was thinking all those years," Sean said.


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Between the lines

Heather is a good student. She gets good grades and has spent a semester in Europe. And when she goes out on the weekend, she might put up $30 to snort some cocaine with her friends."Honestly, go to Brick Bar on Saturday night," said Heather, a UB student who asked that her name be changed for anonymity.


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Thrice visits with hard rock orgy Taste of Chaos tour

Thrice named their most recent album "Vheissu," a phrase from Thomas Pynchon's novel "V." Vheissu also means "Who are you?" in German."The band has been trying to find out exactly who we are and what we are," said the group's drummer, Riley Breckenridge in an interview with The Spectrum.


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By any means necessary

"It's never too early for a faggot joke. Too bad we have a faggot in the front row."There's something that would stop the person who made this statement - and it was made in a UB classroom this year - from using the word "nigger": the threat of consequence.Racism is received with zero tolerance, as it should be.


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We pay your salary

Relationships between professors and their students are changing. Some say that young people these days have no respect for their elders.


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Human-animal hybrids. Really.

So much for my inter-species dating site, BeastBuds4Ever.com.Eyebrows across the nation were raised, knitted and furrowed in response to President Bush's condemnation of what he called "human-animal hybrids" during last week's State of the Union address.Most viewers were left with visions of satyrs and centaurs bounding through their communities currently populated by people entirely human.


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