John Ranic

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So much for my parade

See, we're no different.

"Heavenly creatures, lovely bones"

Lucas. Spielberg. Cameron. Jackson.

A bird's-eye view

The UB Center For the Arts swapped same-sex spit, danced alongside a transvestite named Angel and sang the sweetest harmonies AIDS has ever inspired, all in around 525,600 minutes. Oh, and that was just RENT in the Black Box Theater.

Football family fare

Treading on dangerous territory, Disney did football and made the unforgettable Remember The Titans. Prejudice, diversity, Denzel – it was all quite riveting.

Mayday all over

Tales don't tell themselves, but dead friends do shout sing-a-long narratives.

I don't want no one-minute bands

More than memories

The taste of ink only lasts so long before you rinse your mouth out with something else.

I don't want no one-minute bands

Swine flu is the new black

Sweet baby Hills, don't you go dying on me!

Blood baths and golden showers

GWAR makes music for the classically trained ear… that likes being drenched in blood, urine, and watery feces. Theatrically speaking, of course.