Disclaimer: Normally, The Spectrum uses this editorial space to express the editorial boardOs opinion on certain issues. Today, in the interest of covering ground and saving time, we have opted to offer a concise summary of our stance on the following pressing issues.
591: Yes.
389: No.
$1: Yes.
$3: No.
The Steer: No.
MollyOs: Yes.
75 degree Fridays: Yes.
Snowy Sundays: No.
Winter: No.
Spring: Yes.
Fraternity Life: Yes.
Sorority Life: Yes.
Real World -Vegas: No.
O24O: Yes.
Staten Island: No.
Fantasy Island: Yes.
Generation: Yes.
Visions: No.
The New York Times: Yes.
USA Today: No.
CNN: No.
Fox News: No.
Highlights for Children: Yes.
Goosebumps: No.
Coach Jim Hofher: Yes.
Coach Reggie Weatherspoon: No.
Mayor Anthony Masiello: No.
County Executive Joel Giambra: No.
James PittsO bowtie: Yes.
Everything else about him: No.
Creekside: No.
Hadley: Yes.
South Lake: No.
Englewood: Yes.
Winspear: Yes.
Amherst: Yes.
Tonawanda: No.
Wings: Yes.
Hot Sauce: Yes.
Blue Cheese: Yes.
Taco Bell: No.
Mighty Taco: Yes.
Final Four: Yes.
Frozen Four: No.
Volleyball: Yes.
Dodgeball: Yes.
Takeo Spikes: Yes.
Peerless Price: No.
Jimmy Kimmel: Yes.
George Bush: No.
George Steinbrenner: Yes.
Al Gore: Yes.
English Al-Jazeera: No.
George PapeOs sideburns: No.
Les SkolnikOs soul patch: No.
Jen BraceOs stilettos: Yes.
George PapeOs stilettos: No.
SA Assembly: Yes.
SA Senate: No.
Governerds: Yes.
Smellicott: Maybe.
The Forum: Yes.
Schussmeisters: No.
Goofus: Yes.
Gallant: No.
Smashmouth: No.
Jewel: No.
The Matrix: Yes.
OTen Things I Hate About YouO: Yes.
April Fools: No.
May Fools: Yes.
Photo: Meredith Forrest Kulwicki
