3/20 A student who reported his car stolen from the Ketter Lot later found it in the Jacobs B Lot.
3/20 A student was referred to the Student Wide Judiciary for failure to drink alcohol at a fraternity party.
3/20 A female student was taken to Millard Fillmore Suburban hospital from the Center for the Arts after she had a nervous breakdown.
3/21 Harry Weiest was arrested for reckless driving, speeding and resisting arrest on Hadley Road.
3/21 A male student caught masturbating in the Lockwood Library was taken to Millard Fillmore Suburban Hospital for treatment of a right arm injury and was referred to the Student Wide Judiciary.
3/22 An underage student was referred to the Student Wide Judiciary for failure to conceal his alcohol correctly.
3/23 An unknown person was arrested and charged with every crime ever committed on campus.
3/23 A student was referred to the Student Wide Judiciary for use of the word "dorms" while in a Spaulding Quad hallway.
3/24 An unknown person sprayed graffiti on a wall in the Student Union.
3/25 Thomas Leacker was arrested for stealing the street sign from the intersection of Goodyear and Michael roads.
3/26 An unknown person broke into five dorm rooms in Richmond Quad and stole a variety of personal property.
3/27 A student was referred to the Student Wide Judiciary for excessive use of the word "dorms" in the Safety Report.
3/27 University Police settled a dispute between two workers arguing over a mop.
3/28 An unknown person attempted to steal a purse and its contents but was assaulted by the woman he attacked.
3/28 An unknown person stole an unattended police car from the Bissell Lot. The car was recovered outside of Flint Village.
3/29 Three intoxicated underage females were taken to Erie County Medical Center for treatment. They were referred to the Student Wide Judiciary.
3/29 Joseph Williamson was arrested for speeding and causing hundreds of dollars of damage to cars in university lots.
3/30 A female employee had an anxiety attack over an e-mail in Capen Hall.
3/31 A student was referred to the Student Wide Judiciary on charges of stupidity for leaving his room open and being surprised when items were stolen.
4/1 A student reported a professor came to class and taught; the report was later found to be false.
4/1 A student injured her elbow during ice skating class and was taken to Millard Fillmore Suburban Hospital for treatment.
4/2 Michelle Lucas was arrested for failure to leave after the Center for the Arts computer labs closed.
4/2 Jacob Sheller was arrested for speeding, use of a cellular phone without a hands-free device and annoying an officer on White Road.
